More quotes by Will Rogers

"I never met a man that I didn't like."
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."