More quotes by Will Rogers

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."