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"Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers."
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"Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates."
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"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."
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"Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak."
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"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."
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