People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing ou... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"I wanted to have premarital sex with a midget, but I was afraid the ringmaster would banish me for unlawful carnival knowledge."

"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."

"Love leads people to become lost in their own feelings and ignore the world, so it’s no surprise their love for the world goes unrequited."

"Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak."

"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."