People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing ou... - Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
"People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life."
"People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life."
"Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers."
"Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates."
"The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes."
"Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak."
"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."