Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real m... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!"
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."
"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."