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"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"
"If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get panicked and think you’re on to me. I thought nobody saw me abduct that guy and steal his identity."
"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."