Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real m... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up."
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."