Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real m... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
"I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my crop."
"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."