When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shou... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up."
"It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food."
"I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am."
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"