When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shou... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing."
"When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing."
"The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her."
"I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best."
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."