It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food."

"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."

"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."

"The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start fasting."

"If you work in a hospital, you can’t easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you’re sick? Well why don’t you come in to work and we’ll have a look at it."