It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food."
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"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
"I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails."
"The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."