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"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."

"I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails."

"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."

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"On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me."