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"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."
"It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food."
"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."
"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."
"I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my crop."