"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."