I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love... - Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

"Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition."

"Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top."

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)"