I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love... - Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

"I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)"

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"Between hello and goodbye is I love you."

"Lie to me. Just to console my soul."