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"Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition."
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"Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top."
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"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."
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"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."
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"I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)"
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