More quotes by Steve Martin

"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."
"Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way."
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
"It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch."
"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."