More quotes by Steve Martin

"Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way."
"Be so good they can't ignore you."
"Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."
"You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither."
"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."