More quotes by Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

"A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old."
"I don't like lollipops."
"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know."
"Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't."
"It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget."