More quotes by Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

"I don't like lollipops."
"A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old."
"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know."
"Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't."
"It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget."