More quotes by Scott Adams

"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway."
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."