During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfull... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."
"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."
"My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long."
"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."
"The heart pumps blood, a fluid, but it also pulses love, which is as liquid as a wave, and everyone wants a refill. My goal is to be a server."
"This Valentine’s Day rent a poem for your loved. They come in three sizes—small, medium, and romantic. Free refills available to Premium Members."
"Let’s do a 50-50 deal, with me getting 75% of the profits, and you getting the other half. That’s how we can both get the most value out of a relationship."