More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler."
"I breathe onto a mirror just to make sure I’m still alive, and to see how good looking my breath is."
"She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly hope so. I’d hate to think she’s being deliberately unresponsive."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"I’ll wear a maze on a necklace, dangling over my chest, because if you want to get at my heart, you have to be ready to lose yourself."