More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Her love is more aww than awe, and even if were awesome, I want aweall, not merely some awe. I’m greedy for the amazing."
"If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free."
"Dinner was a riot, but the food was bland, so I doused it with pepper spray. The chef wanted to protest, but he didn’t, because I had the pepper spray."
"My soul is invisible, like an anorexic’s dinner, but it sure enhances how I feel about my body."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"