More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I'm here at The Container Store looking for something large enough to hold all my love for her. It's a flood, so I hope they sell Shipping Container Ships."
"I asked for info, and he offered it for a price. Now I’m selling him my security services, and if he doesn’t pay me, I’m going to give him a karate lesson—for free."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"To get people to notice you, you must be unique. If I were invisible, everybody would see me for who I am as a person."
"To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients."