"They say there are twelve steps to quitting something. But what if that something is playing with a slinky? Seems like you should be able to quit playing with a slinky using no steps."
"A squeegee is a sponge on a stick, and if there is a tangible item that’s more romantic, I don’t know what it is. Never go on a first date without one."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."