Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor its... - Mark Twain

"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."

"The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also."

"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."

"I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead."

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."