More quotes by Mark Twain

"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever."
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
"I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead."
"Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms."