"Flowers and fear are a lot alike. For one, flowers and fear have a distinct smell, and two, I’m currently trying to grow both in my garden."
"Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a concert in which "The Doors"opened up for "The Cars."
"I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the evil can't get to them."
"There Are Two Typos Of People In This World: Those Who Can Edit And Those Who Can’t"
"There Are Two Typos Of People In This World: Those Who Can Edit And Those Who Can’t"
"My close friends are fond of telling me that I put the “yalt” in loyalty. Well, I don’t know if I’d go that far with it, but yeah, I guess I am a pretty yalty person."