"Flowers and fear are a lot alike. For one, flowers and fear have a distinct smell, and two, I’m currently trying to grow both in my garden."
"I don't want to work a 9-5 job, because 20 hours a day is just too much."
"I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name would get me all pumped up and excited."
"There Are Two Typos Of People In This World: Those Who Can Edit And Those Who Can’t"
"My parents always said that knowledge was the best gift they could give me, probably because they were too cheap to buy me Christmas or Birthday presents."
"Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a concert in which "The Doors"opened up for "The Cars."