Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup... - Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

"Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup truck, so he could keep up his conversations with the 100-pound sack of manure he kept buckled up in the passenger seat. Grandpa said all they ever talked about was grass, but I know Grandpa used to do a little flirting, too."

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