"Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a concert in which "The Doors"opened up for "The Cars."
"I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the evil can't get to them."
"I’ve often wondered why more science textbooks don’t tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish, are dead prostitutes."
"I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my freezer."
"I don't want to work a 9-5 job, because 20 hours a day is just too much."
"And then he said the next time he sees me the gloves are coming off. I said, "Doc, that‘s no way to perform a prostrate exam."