"If writers write, then rangers range. And I’d like to wake up every morning and be a mother, so I could eat my own clothes."
"I love tables. And dancing. Oh, and I love table dancing, although Grandmother always says, "Wait until we're finished eating."
"I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name would get me all pumped up and excited."
"I saw a bottle of conditioner the other day that said, "Family Size,"and I thought, That's odd, I didn't know too many families showered together."
"I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my freezer."
"I love tables. And dancing. Oh, and I love table dancing, although Grandmother always says, "Wait until we're finished eating."