If writers write, then rangers range. And I’d like to wake u... - Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

"If writers write, then rangers range. And I’d like to wake up every morning and be a mother, so I could eat my own clothes."

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