More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day."
"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."
"The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back."
"There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words."[Interview, The Paris Review, Summer 1956]"
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."