More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
"By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying."
"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."