Glue holds stuff together pretty well. But why not try using... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Glue holds stuff together pretty well. But why not try using guitar music as an adhesive? After all, it’s held many bands together."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."
"Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surely as it will return to me. Still, I think I’d much rather wash my hands and be done with it."
"My love burns for you like I’m an arsonist and marshmallows-on-sticks salesman. $2.99 each, or 5 for $10."
"We had a lavender kind of love, so soothing and smooth, and if I could bottle up what we had, you'd want it all over your body."
"As a sculptor, I prefer busts. As a lover of women, I prefer busts. And as a football enthusiast, I prefer Robert Griffin III."