Glue holds stuff together pretty well. But why not try using... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Glue holds stuff together pretty well. But why not try using guitar music as an adhesive? After all, it’s held many bands together."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She doesn’t want me to leave, and she doesn’t want me to stay. That’s a double helping of Doesn’t Want Me, and one big I’m Not Hungry back at her."
"When it’s raining, instead of using an umbrella, try holding an empty drinking glass above your head. That’s exactly how I thirst for your love."
"30% of the time I am successful 70% of the time. That’s 100% in my book—a book that happens to have a page count that’s 21% Reduced Fat."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."