"A slinky is a toy made for stairs, but that’s entirely too tiresome. What about a toy for escalators that doesn’t move and does nothing and that’s the whole point? I think Americans would relate to and embrace that mentality."
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americans Quotes
"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."
"Where humanitysowed faith, hope, and unity, joy’s garden blossomed."
"Americans... are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier."
"Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half."
"4 in 5 Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing, which begs the question: Are 1 in 5 Americans retarded?"
"Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic."