More quotes by Mark Twain

"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
"I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead."
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever."
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."