If you work in a hospital, you can’t easily fake call in sic... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"If you work in a hospital, you can’t easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you’re sick? Well why don’t you come in to work and we’ll have a look at it."
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"There’s nothing funny about war. Well, aside from this joke Orafoura told me: What did WWI say to WWII? I wish I could tell you the punch line, but the restaurant was so noisy that I didn’t hear it. But I laughed anyway, because I’ll bet it was pretty funny."
"If sharks really can smell blood, then I’d imagine they’re all salivating over my erection right now."
"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."