A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hu... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait."
"A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait."
"The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her."
"If religion is a crutch, then society is the broken foot."
"I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best."
"I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."