More quotes by George Carlin

"If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase."
"Meow” means “woof” in cat."
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."