More quotes by George Carlin

"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up."
"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."
"Electricity is really just organized lightning"
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."