More quotes by George Carlin

"Electricity is really just organized lightning"
"How is it possible to have a civil war?"
"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."
"I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I"in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I"in independence, individuality and integrity."
"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."