Electricity is really just organized lightning - George Carlin
"Electricity is really just organized lightning"
"Electricity is really just organized lightning"
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."
"You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with."
"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."