More quotes by George Carlin

"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"How is it possible to have a civil war?"
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."