There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wo... - George Carlin
"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."
"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"Meow” means “woof” in cat."
"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."
"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."