More quotes by George Carlin

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"How is it possible to have a civil war?"
"Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes."
"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."