More quotes by George Carlin

"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."
"I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it."
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."