He said he wanted to trade lives with me, saying he wanted w... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"He said he wanted to trade lives with me, saying he wanted what I have. He must want for nothing, because that’s exactly what I have."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."
"Man has two legs and chairs have four, because we were made to stand out, not sit down—or be sat on. You are your brand—you are not a piece of furniture. Well, this applies to everyone except my grandma, but she’s dead, so she really doesn’t mind being used as a coat rack."
"I'm so popular in life that valets are already starting to park the cars lined up for my funeral, which is expected sometime late 2082. #OutBoastKanye"