My currency is kindness, and while there are no ATMs that di... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My writing has appeared in the New Yorker and The Atlantic Monthly, though whenever the newsstand guy catches me scribbling my poetry in them, he always comes along later and erases it."

"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."

"To wait on love is to tie a weight on your heart and slowly drown. Why sink when you can fly by freely giving love away?"

"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."

"If you own the most profitable manure distribution warehouse in the world, you might not like the smell of success."