My currency is kindness, and while there are no ATMs that di... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My hobbies include rubbing my nipples across a cheese grater, meeting cat ladies on Tinder, and voting for either Democrat or Republican every four years. You could say I am a torture enthusiast."

"I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?"

"Wherever there’s a gathering of people, there is networking going on. My favorite place to network is the cemetery."

"I’ll wear a maze on a necklace, dangling over my chest, because if you want to get at my heart, you have to be ready to lose yourself."

"I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler."