More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"When she’s cuddled close, I feel there’s nothing I can’t do, and I can’t do nothing about it, because my heart is her heart for as long as she wants it."
"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."
"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."