More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Flowers are aromatic and romantic, and they grow exactly the way love does—with plenty of light, and watered with affection."
"My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present."
"With eyes closed, a kiss is genderless. Now that mustaches are in fashion, some women are finding more hipster love."
"As an author, I like self-help, because clapping can be done by myself, for myself. I should buy gloves."
"I deal in the ideal idea. Buy, sell, or trade, I am offering the best prices on Love."