Her and I, we passed each other, and now she’s in my past. T... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Her and I, we passed each other, and now she’s in my past. That’s one present I’d like to unwrap in the future."
"Her and I, we passed each other, and now she’s in my past. That’s one present I’d like to unwrap in the future."
"I have an inconsequential errand to run tomorrow so I’ll get up at 5, be there at 5:30, and wait for them to open up at 10. I’m never late, except in love."
"I buried the lasagna, because it was better than disposing of a dead body. I’ve been burned in a relationship, but never in an oven. I’ll try harder."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"You wash the horse, and I’ll wash the horse trainer. Then we’ll wash the dishes while we gallop into the sunset like two dirty lovers."
"As a fiction writer, let me make it up, and let me make it up to you. I’ll pen our love story, if you’ll be my co-author."