More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Gold is liquid sunlight frozen in time, and that’s why I love the way ice melts in vodka. I also love the way ice melts in vodka. I’ll have another shot, if you’ll reload the revolver."
"Love is 60% water, because a human being, the essence of love, is 60% water. But that’s the other 40% made up of? Easy—mint green tea and honey."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"If you need me I’ll be sitting over there, on the ground, next to the empty chair. The emptiness always reminds me of your love."
"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."