Her beauty took my breath away, and allowed the spring breez... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I find Bukowski to be so edgy, gritty, and daring that he oozes romance, and if couples read him in bed they would appreciate what they have."

"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."

"I’m so sunburned I’m embarrassed, but you can’t tell I’m blushing because I’m sunburned. I’m so ashamed I could just lie on the beach and die."

"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."

"I arose like a rose, and this is how I knew I was in love. In the garden of life, I’m better off in your neighbor’s yard."