She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"Love is the science of reducing your sound while upping the amplitude of another person."
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."