She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."
"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car."