She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago."