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"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."
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"She likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chowder. So chuggable!"
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"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."
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"At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women."
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"Would you mind if I used your kitchen sink to take a bath? I have the hygiene of a midget."
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