She likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chow... - Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
"She likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chowder. So chuggable!"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
"4 in 5 Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing, which begs the question: Are 1 in 5 Americans retarded?"
"At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women."
"We all long for something. Midgets long to be long, but I long to belong."
"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."
"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."