She likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chow... - Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
"She likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chowder. So chuggable!"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
"Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts hugs."
"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."
"We all long for something. Midgets long to be long, but I long to belong."
"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."
"Would you mind if I used your kitchen sink to take a bath? I have the hygiene of a midget."