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"At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women."
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"She likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chowder. So chuggable!"
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"Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts hugs."
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"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."
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"4 in 5 Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing, which begs the question: Are 1 in 5 Americans retarded?"
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