"Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts hugs."
"She likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chowder. So chuggable!"
"We all long for something. Midgets long to be long, but I long to belong."
"Would you mind if I used your kitchen sink to take a bath? I have the hygiene of a midget."
"Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts hugs."
"4 in 5 Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing, which begs the question: Are 1 in 5 Americans retarded?"