We all long for something. Midgets long to be long, but I lo... - Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
"We all long for something. Midgets long to be long, but I long to belong."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
"Would you mind if I used your kitchen sink to take a bath? I have the hygiene of a midget."
"Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts hugs."
"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."
"4 in 5 Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing, which begs the question: Are 1 in 5 Americans retarded?"
"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."