We all long for something. Midgets long to be long, but I lo... - Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
"We all long for something. Midgets long to be long, but I long to belong."
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"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."
"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."
"Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts hugs."
"At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women."
"Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts hugs."