4 in 5 Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing, wh... - Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
"4 in 5 Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing, which begs the question: Are 1 in 5 Americans retarded?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
"At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women."
"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."
"Would you mind if I used your kitchen sink to take a bath? I have the hygiene of a midget."
"Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts hugs."
"We all long for something. Midgets long to be long, but I long to belong."