4 in 5 Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing, wh... - Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is restercise
"4 in 5 Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing, which begs the question: Are 1 in 5 Americans retarded?"
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"Quarterbacks shouldn’t leave the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Every politician knows this."
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