More quotes by George Carlin

"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."
"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
"I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all you did was tax their real estate."
"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."