That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have... - George Carlin
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."
"Meow” means “woof” in cat."