That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have... - George Carlin
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
More quotes by George Carlin
"I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker."
"The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity."
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."
"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"