That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have... - George Carlin
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up."
"Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure."
"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up."
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."