More quotes by George Carlin

"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."
"In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem."
"I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it."
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."