More quotes by George Carlin

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."
"If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase."
"How is it possible to have a civil war?"
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."