More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
"We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own."
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."