More quotes by Groucho Marx

"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."
"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."