More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]"