More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while"
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."