Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I... - Groucho Marx

"Humor is reason gone mad."

"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."

"Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]"

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."