Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I... - Groucho Marx

"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."