More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Humor is reason gone mad."
"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]"
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."