More quotes by Groucho Marx

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."