Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I... - Groucho Marx

"Humor is reason gone mad."

"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]"