Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water... - Groucho Marx

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."

"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."

"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."

"Humor is reason gone mad."

"Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today."