Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water... - Groucho Marx

"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."

"Humor is reason gone mad."

"Humor is reason gone mad."

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."