More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]"