More quotes by Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

"Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder."
— Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic Read More
"When you loathe yourself, a true friend will respect your honesty. And if you’ve been fortunate in life, he will probably share your opinion."
— Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic Read More
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, until it stops beating. Getting ripped out of the chest tends to have that effect."
— Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic Read More
"People are always insinuating that I’m rude. They say things like “Shh,” and “Careful what you say,” and “I think that guy’s listening in on our conversation."
— Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic Read More
"Bachelorhood: all the fun of married life and more prosperity, leaving lots of descendants to boast of their father’s memory to their fellow inmates."
— Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic Read More